You know I released an album on Atlantic records in 1994 & another one on Razor & Tie records in 1998. Both sold into the dozens! They went tin! They shipped back platinum! The only cd's that skipped! I got a ton of them! Actually, my 1st album sold 50,000 copies, not bad for a guy that most radio wouldn't play because of my affiliation with Stern. Heck my video included the likes of Sting, Gene Simmons, Nuno Bettencourt, Gilbert Gottfried, Greg Brady & more! Anyway I since have recorded a bunch of new songs as well as b-sides that never made my albums. I just flew my band out & recorded a few songs for my new movie, "One, Two, Many". If you want a good Christmas song, check out L.A. Blows.
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I recorded this song with the Legendary Joe Walsh!

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I Don't Like You Either

When I got signed to Atlantic Records in 1993, It was for a comedy EP, Craig Kallman, then VP of Atlantic saw my live show where I did comedy songs mixed in with serious stuff, they went over really well, so after a sold-out gig at Septembers in NJ, he told me to consider myself signed.

I started to put together comedy songs for the album but also some serious ones as well. He asked me who I wanted to write with & I said, Joe Walsh, after all he was one of my favorites.

So it was set up, a writing session with one of my idols, Joe Walsh, at his house in LA. I got over to his house & before we wrote Joe performed some of his new songs for me in his living room, singing to a track that his band had previously recorded, I couldn't believe it! Later on that night, after a little partying, Joe came up with the brilliant title for the song, it was,

"I don't like you either", how pefect, I loved it! We proceeded to write lyrics to the song while shooting pool in his house. Joe wrote all the lyrics down on a piece of paper.

The next morning I came over to Joe's on the way to the studio to record the song. I asked Joe where the lyrics were, he went back in the house & then came out & said, "I can't find them". Doh! I was shocked, he told me not to worry about it & then we wrote them all over again right before we recorded the song, I hoped I had remembered all of them.

This song was recorded in 1993, so some of the lyrics are dated but I hope you enjoy! The record company didn't like the song enough to put on the record because at about that time Craig decided to go with an album that was not strictly comedy... Although some reviewers might disagree! ha-ha!
-JM

Here are some of my music tracks:

Back of the Door:
This song didn't make it on the record, it was written about the door of Howard's office, he had many naked pictures from hot chicks doing bizarre things hanging on the back of the door.

King:
This is another song that didn't make the record, it was up to be on a movie soundtrack, Brainscan, but they went with the song Riverboat instead.

The Kids are Getting Heavy:
This song is abouy my drunken memories of going to my 1st rock concerts.

L.A. Blows:
My 1st Christmas in L.A. was bizarre, I was shopping for a Christmas tree in 80 degree weather, what the f**k is that! I said to my oldest who hates me for moving here from New York, Greta, at least we don't have to deal with the snow, she cried, I miss the snow! Anyway, I do my best Bing Crosby impression, & sing this to the tune of "Let It Snow". A-boom, boom, boom!

I Love Jewish People But I Hate Their Food:
My wife is Jewish so a couple of times a year I am fiorced to go to her parents for the holidays, the food sucks, I always end up eating pizza on the way or on the way back.

Meat:
Sung to the tune of the Monster Mash, Meat is about a famous super hero named Meatlog.

I Only Smoke When I Drink:
It's true damnit! I didn't start smoking at all til I was 35, what a shmuck! Figures I start smoking (only when I drink) & they make a law that you can't smoke in the bars! Now I move to an area in L.A. where smoking is not even allowed in the outdoor bars! It's a f**king conspiracy, I tell ya!

I'm Sorry:
Chronicles all the celebrity interviews that I've done over the years & it's my most sincere apology to all those celebrities who've endured me all those years, sung to the tune of, "My Favorite Things". Julie Andrews eat your heart out!